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Status Shuffle on facebook: It'll knoch you out. Here are some statuses I've come across from it:

And yes, it is TOTALLY worth it. Stolen from my bro.

"Me...Normal? Definitely not! I tried being normal once and it didn't quite work out :)p"

**** is thinking he hears Billy Mays saying, "But wait! There's more!" every time BP tries to stop the oil leak.

If you can be my tan-legged Juliet,

I'll be your redneck Romeo

<3 -My Kinda Party

2011 is my year. No more drama, no more crap. Just gonna live my life, and do things my way.